Friday, August 31, 2007

blind date..

korang penah buat blind date?? heheh...mesti penah kan? ermm..aku pun penah gak. hahah..
taktahu naper..tetibe rasa nk tulis pasal blind date. ni cite lama gile. hahah..lama gak la. kire kire 6tahun sudah. huhuhu..pas spm.
heheh...mcm orang lain gak. lepas spm..mestila enjoy kat umah sambil mengepam ngepam badan. pastu dok chatting kat tenet. online 24jam. sampai dah panas komputer..baru la nk tutup. ermm 6thn sudah, MIRC memang popular. skrg ni tak men la MIRC...aku layan YM je skrg nih.. hahah.
kat MIRC aku suka chatting kat room skolah aku. hehehe.. aktiviti memancing dan dipancing. Suka gile berpoya poya dan membuang masa di MIRC. leh kata mcm gian la. sampai laa.. umpan aku tersangkut kat satu mamat nih., or aku yg temakan umpan dia. huhuh..pendek kata..tersangkut gak la. Dia senior skolah aku tapi time tu dia study kat UTM skudai. dia asal kedah. aku ingat lagi nickname dia. AMBULAN.nama betul dia fariaz...nick name aku time tu..ops..terpaksa dirahsiakan. kiteorang dari berchatting terus ke telepon. huhuhu. masa tu..kalau sekali x chat ngn dia. rs mcm x lengkap kehidupan seharian. gagagga. dia ni sempoi gile. best gakla.. ckp pun pakai "aku-ko" je. kelakar gak dia nih.kiteorang..berkawan lama gak la di alam cyber.. pastu we decided nk berjumpa. dia nk dtg perak, semata mata nk jumpa tun teja. huhu..berbunga bunga nye rasa time tu..tapi.. ops...badan dh naik. mak aku siap suruh diet dan berjogging. huhu..tp dalm masa 2minggu apa korang expect?? tembam gakla time tu,.
beriya iya nk jumpa sidia..tun pun cek la majalah skolah nk tgk mana satu mamat nih tp..huhu..time tu gamba itam puteh mana la nk nampak clear. tapi..tun tetap x sabar nk jumpa dan berdebar debar gak la.
hari yg ditunggu kan pun tiba., dia menumpang dirumah kawan dia kat felda ijok. kiteorang janji nk jumpa kat mcdonald tepeng. haritu, aku pakai baju kurung yg baru beli..sbb mak aku kata laki suka pempuan ayu, so aku terpaksa la berhipokrit. dan..aku juga pakai kasut tumit tinggi. huhu..sbb org ckp, kasut tumit tinggi leh wat kite nampak kurus. yeke??. ntah la. kasut tu pun baru beli gak..semata mata blind date nye pasal. huwahahah. lawak je. betapa semangat tun ketika itu.
disebabkan excited sgt nk jumpa sidia..aku dtg sejam awal. aku ajak bestfriend aku teman. sepanjang menunggu tu..aku gabra gak la. pastu dok tanya kat kwn aku
"asma, ok ke aku nih? aku nampak gemok tak? ko rasa dia suka aku tak?, tudung aku senget tak?" mula mula..kawan aku layan je ..pehtu dia pun naik boring gak
pastu dia marah aku
"yang ko nak gabra sangat nape? relax la.. aku risau kalau dia dtg nanti, ko plak terkejut tgk dia". ermm pastu aku terpikir..betul gak, macam mana kalau mamat tu gemuk? nak ke aku kat dia? isk isk.. tapi aku terus berdebar debar..tp mamat ni tak gak muncul muncul aku mula pk yg bukan bukan. mungkin pas tgk aku..dia terus blah. sedih gak la..
dah hampir berjanggut aku menunggu tetibe.." tunteja ke?" huhu..mamat yg aku tunggu tu dah ada depan mata. adeii..secara otomatik..aku terus malu malu gitu. dia bawa kawan dia skali. adeii..control gile aku time tu. huhuhu.. takleh ckp byk .sb aku betul betul malu. sampai nk angkat muka tgk dia pun naik segan. tp dia relax je. cool je. sib baik ade kawan aku tu. dia yg byk ckp.
pas makan mcd..heheh..x makan pun. sbb segan la... kawan aku suh ajak dia jalan jalan..tapi..huwaaaa...kaki ku sakit.. sbb kasut tu sejengkal tinggi. serius tak tipu. sakit gile kaki ku time tu. so, aku pun ckp la..xleh la. sbb dh janji ngn mak nk balik awal. hahah..kunun kunun anak yg baikla. padahal nk sgt jalan jalan ngn dia. barula namanya dating kalau jenjalan. wahahahah. tapi nasib tidak menyebelahi diriku.
pengajaran pada anak -anak dara di luar sana. jgn sesekali pakai kasut tumit tinggi yg tak selesa masa blind date. nanti korang gak yg rugi.
pas sampai umah..dok tunggu mamat fariaz ni call. tapi dia x call pun.
mengikut tips dating dlm majalah remaja tahun 2001
**jika si jejaka meminati kamu, dia akan menelefon kamu untuk pastikan kamu selamat sampai dirumah..kalau x tepon artinya x minat la tu** giler sedih time tu. mamat tu x call pun. dalam hati rasa mcm..mesti aku tak lawa. tupasal dia x call. tapi..demi menjaga ego serta maruah.
aku cakap siap siap kat mak dgn kawan aku,
"erm..x minat la kat fariaz tu, elok la dia tak call. mcm boring je dia tu." huhu..padahal dlm ati rasa..buruk sgt ke aku nih. mula laa rasa tertekan. yela..masa chatting kemain lagi mesra. bila dh jumpa...terus x call aku. huwaaa...sedih nyer.
keesokkan harinya.
jeng jeng jeng...heheh tetibe...si dia tepon. yahooo...best gile. dia cakap sorry sbb x tepon smlm. dia menumpang umah kawan dia. kat area umah kawan dia tu xde line henpon pastu public fon yg satu kat kg tu plak rosak. puas dia mencari public fon sbb nk call aku. masa tu..tetibe aku rasa aku betukar menjadi seorang gadis yg cun melecun. wakakakka. pastu dia tanya lagi..leh ke nk bercintan cintun?
gagaggaga...bertambah best aku rasa hari itu. mula mula aku wat jual mahal..pastu dengan laju nye aku jawab OK. hahahha..so.. itula kisah blind date aku. wahahahah..

tun xnak cite lebih-lebih, cukupla setakat itu saja untuk hari ini. kalau buring ke apa ke..
mcm biasa tun nk ckp..tun pedulik haper!....gagaggaggga

angan angan mat jenin


busan laa..xde mende nk wat. kalau tensen ke..busan ke mesti kena pegi sini. erm..setiap org mesti ada angan angan buruk or baik yg diorang teringin nk wat. tun pun ade gak
angan angan yg tun teringin nk wat tapi tun xkan wat and takkan tercapai...memang takkan wat la. cuma ade ke inginan la.

huhu..tun berangan nak..
1. botak kan kepala mcm britney spears.

2. nk merokok..sbb nape org suka merokok. apa rasanya sedut asap tu. tapi..tun tahu..tun xkan isap rokok..sbb bile tun tgk pempuan isap rokok. nampak mcm "BITCH" jer.

3. tun teringin nk jadi model catwalk. wakakakakakk...gelak la korang. ..serius lawak kan. tapi masa kecik2 dulu suka berangan mcm tu. badan mcm bonsai..berangan je lebih.

4. pastu teringin nk jadi puteri raja..yg idup just shopping je. pastu gi gym, gi spa, gi travel xyah pikir pasal budget. shopping selagi boleh.

5. nak becinta dgn johnny depp..pastu kat harian metro "johnny depp tepikat dgn gadis melayu", or "tun teja si gadis bertuah" bercinta seminggu pun jadi la..pastu tun pemes laa. sampai bekas tapak kasut pun org simpan. wat kenangan..wakakakak..

6. tun teringin nk jd "sleeping beauty". dlm banyak karekter dongeng..sleeping beauty la paling senang skali. hidup dia hepi..pastu tdo je. bila bangun ada prince charming depan mata.

best kan berangan..tak pakai duit pun. tu pasal mat jenin leh mati berangan. hahahha...


Wednesday, August 29, 2007

pitam tetibe..


hari ini.. as usual. pegi keje..everything was just fine. tak sakit pun. sampai jer, terus borak borak dgn my friend, kitty. siap leh gelak gelak. still ok. xde apa apa pun. but suddenly, tun rasa smua mende mcm melayang, lutut tun lemah, mata kabur giler..then --GELAP--.

buka mata je..nampak kitty dok panggil, pastu ade sorang security guard depan. Kitty told me, tun pitam about 5min. from her face i knew dia cuak gak. yela..tun x penah pitam seumur hidup tun. pastu tun pegi ke toilet. on the way to toilet, leh langgar satu makcik nih,, sbb still dizzy that time. masuk je toilet..pening dtg teruk gile. tak sedar langgar pintu toilet. kuat giler. sakit gile dahi. tun dok kat dlm tu rasa mcm nak tdo je. tun rest. about 10mins. dah rasa ok.. tun keluar. pastu pening kepala..ilang sket sket pastu terus ok. weird kan.. tun pun pelik korang penah kena ke macam kes tun nih?

tp incident tadi..betul betul pelik. apsal yerk? must be something wrong with my diet, ermm..i dont think so, coz b4 gi keje tadi..tun makan roti. yesterday..tun mkn nasik goreng. kalau nk kata diet extreme this week, last 3days. mkn epal saja. takkan effect dia arini. isk isk isk.. kompius. pening takde dah..tp benjol lak dahi. lebam. waaaaa.. apa la nasib malang ku rini.


tun tepon mak cite mende tu, dia kata..maybe kurang air.. tun kata mustahil...coz tun minum satu teko green tea. pastu dia kata..darah tinggi kot. waaaaaaaa...dah tua ke tun nih sampai leh ada darah tinggi. adei..xleh terima hakikat la camnih.


tapi yg sgt pelik..kenapa sekejap sgt tun pitam?..eh..ALHAMDULILLAH laa sekejap je. tapi just pelik. .. sgt pelik. pelik tapi benar.


boring kan cite tun nih..

wanna stay young!!

u guys have no idea..apa yg tun pikir right now. huhuhu. .er..ntahla. since i found out my ex bf dah kawen and dah ade baby girl. i feel something..donno how to describe that feeling. it feels.. aiyark..why so hard nk bgtahu apa aku rasa. we broke up 4thn sudah. well..i dumped him. i wasnt in love with him. never did. tapi rini..tun rasa mesti dia bangga sbb life dia dh perfect.

..bile jumpa balik dia...rasa len la. rasa serba x kena. it's not becoz i have feeling for him. besides i 'm glad he has someone leh jaga dia and dah jadi "abah". cuma ..all kenangan lama dtg balik.
life definitely dah berubah.. compared waktu dulu. idup enjoy jer.
rasa mcm dh tua.. serius..rasa mcm dh tua sgt. dulu x basuh muka whole day..kulit tak sensitif. bersenam 1hour rasa mcm 10minit je.
huwarghh..tun xnak tua..tp bak lagu fauziah latif "usia mengejar, x kira dimana kita berada."
.i wish i could stay 24 forever. waaaaaaa... next year 25, waduh... botox haram!
anyone,,..yg ade tips untuk kelihatan muda remaja..sila la beri tips tersebut kepada tun teja. really need it.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

windu kampung...

adei windu nye kat kampung..merdeka dh dekat. rindu giler la..
nk sambut merdeka...gaggagagag.
nak balik... huwarghhhh...
last 3 days mkn 2biji epal dgn soya milk jer
pastu td...makan mee gureng. hahak hakhak..
qada balik diet ritu.. xde makna nya diet.
isk isk isk ....

life skrg ni..boring laaa....
rs nk balik..rindu mak ngn ayah.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

tattoo...haram dan berdosa!!!!


seperti biasa..kalau serabut je mesti nk ngadu kat sini. tp memang serius takleh handle sgt dh nih. tun punya laa saving duit. makan pun berjimat. tapi malas masak sebenar nyer. tapi bila org ckp..nape x mkn nasik..nanti tun jwb "on diet". org pun dh bosan dgn jawapan tu. sampai tun pun xtahu. tun x mkn nasik sbb diet or sebab malas masak. gagagagag. tapi last week..tun hepi sgt bile tgk penat lelah kite..ada hasil. tun nk saving for future. tapi entah apa la dugaan tun. tetiba..ada manusia yg tetiba dtg. dia totally desperate. xde duit nk menyewa bilik, xde duit nak makan pun. tun memang xnak kasik. sbb syg woooo. kite penat2 simpan tetibe. org nk pinjam. tapi tun xder choice. sbb kalau x kasi..dia kena merempat tepi jalan. lagipun dia anak bestfriend mak tun. waduh..tertekan nye saya. tun kasik la gak..melayang 350 euro. adeiiiiiii...benci nye. sbb tun terpikir..kalau kite tgk binatang x mkn pun kite kesian ini kan anak org. tul tak??? tapi...problem skrg nih. tun nk tanya..layak kah dia dibantu??. dulu asal nya..mamat ni memang idup senang. duit bagi dia..mcm daun je. mewah la. keje chef. pastu..slalu kasi duit kat parents. tapi bila lama idup kat sini. dia makin jauh. dulu skolah agama. anak tok imam lak tu. sepatutnya..dia boleh fikir baik buruk sebelum melakukan sesuatu. entah apa nk jadi dgn komuniti melayu kat sini. teguk arak mcm teguk air paip. mkn daging tak sembelih pun slamber je...dgn alasan darurat..kitab mana dia amik pun tun xtahu. kalau x mkn daging bukan boleh mati pun. ikan kan ade. pastu..tak cukup ngn tu..pergaulan..xpayah nk cite la. memang omputeh pun respek. tukar2 pompuan mcm tukar stokeng. and..last year..tetibe dia bgtahu dia dah wat silap..dia ckp dia buat tattoo..besar giler. kat betis dia. kiri kanan..penuh. tun ngucap panjang. serius..tun x sangka dia leh wat sampai jauh macam tu. orang mcm tu..sorry laa tun nk baik baik. tun x nk contact dia. mak ayah dia..selalu puji ckp anak dia baik sgt. slalu bg duit...pakaian anak dia pun sopan. dlm hati tun..kenala sopan..sbb nk cover tattoo dia.. pastu tun x amik kisah dh hal dia. baru baru ni..mak dia ngadu..ckp anak dia slalu mintak duit. tun pelik la. sbb tun tahu gaji anak dia besar , dlm 3ribu euro. tapi tun xnak masuk campur. sampai laa..sabtu baru ni..dia dtg dublin mengejut . ckp ngn tun xde duit..nk mkn pun xde duit. pastu sampai la td..tun dh nasihat kat dia. insaf la. ALLAH syg kan dia..tobat la. doa byk2. tun ckp " ALLAH syg kan ko sbb tu dia kasi dugaan..dia nk kite ingat kat DIA." pastu dia boleh reply. "oo syg ye..tu pasal susah ye" nada mcm perli je. bongok!...dh susah camtu skali pun..leh sombong lagi. pastu ckp dia tak wat jahat pun. pastu tun ckp tattoo tu. dia kata "tattoo je"". adeii..apa punya manusia nih. ada tattoo pun x rs berdosa. benci nye. sorry la..sok kalau x mkn ..jgn harap tun nk tlg. sbb org sombong bongkak mcm nih..x patut ditolong.

tp semoga ALLAH bg hidayah kat dia. semoga dia dpt patah balik sebelum terlambat.

aminnn...


Monday, August 13, 2007

nak mandi laa..

huwarghh..tensen laa dok ngn minah polish tu. rini dia mencuci dapor lagi. adeii.. pastu dh la pakai air panas byk gila. tun nk mandi pun payah.. bukan sbb tun malas mandi tapi minah tu pakai air panas byk sgt. tu yg mandi mlm jer. gagagga.. erm..life cam biasa je. cuma smlm..ada insan keji sms tun ckp dia minta maaf and still syg tun. jijik betul tun membaca sms tu. isk isk isk. tak sedar diri betul la orang tua tu. dari dia nk menggatal..baik dia jaga anak bini dia. dari idup menipu baiklaa beribadah. tapi apa pun..tun dah maaf kan dia. baru je sminit tadi..tun rasa..maafkan je la. korang!!...apa tun nk wat nih. huhu..dah rasa idup ngn cleaner lak. gile la minah tu cuci oven..sampai kilat. sampai tun nk bakar roti garlic pun tak sampai hati. takut menjejas oven tersebut. huwaaarggg..sampai bile harus diri ini bertahan. tapi balik umah best la..tgk umah giler bersih. roomate tun plak..dia dh normal dah. dah 2 hari dia tak gosok baju tido. huhu.. alhamdulillah. akhirnya ada gak manusia normal dlm umah nih. huhu..tp bila idup ngn culture yg berbeza syok gak. polish nih..dia nih..idup sempoi..polish kat ireland ni ..mcm indon kat mesia la. diorg dtg ke ireland untuk kerja cari duit je. beli barang pun kat tesco. diorang ni jimat sgt. tapi sifan, roomate tun dari beijing ni..kalau shopping tak ingat dunia. beli brd branded je. gucci, dior . asal mahal je dia beli. pastu sifan ni pentingkan penampilan diri. huhu.. selalu kasi tips mcm mana nk kelihatan sentiasa muda. siap ajar mcm mana nk sapu lotion. best gak la. tapi..tun nk mandi nihhhhhhhh...huwaaaaaaaaarggg.. air panas dh abis. tertekan la. selalu jd cemni...

p/s: hepi bday tuk coklat ubat batuk...may all your wishes come true and hepi sokmo kay.

lelaki dayus- ( copy and paste dari www.zaharuddin.net)

BILA LELAKI MENJADI DAYUS?
Secara mudahnya cuba kita lihat betapa ramainya lelaki akan menjadi DAYUS apabila :-
1) Membiarkan kecantikan aurat, bentuk tubuh isterinya dinikmati oleh lelaki lain sepanjang waktu pejabat (jika bekerja) atau di luar rumah.
2) Membiarkan isterinya balik lewat dari kerja yang tidak diketahui bersama dengan lelaki apa dan siapa, serta apa yang dibuatnya di pejabat dan siapa yang menghantar.
3) Membiarkan aurat isterinya dan anak perempuannya dewasanya terlihat (terselak kain) semasa menaiki motor atau apa jua kenderaan sepanjang yang menyebabkan aurat terlihat.
4) Membiarkan anak perempuannya ber'dating' dengan tunangnya atau teman lelaki bukan mahramnya.
5) Membiarkan anak perempuan berdua-duaan dengan pasangannya di rumah kononnya ibu bapa 'spoting' yang memahami.
6) Menyuruh, mengarahkan dan berbangga dengan anak perempuan dan isteri memakai pakaian yang seksi di luar rumah.
7) Membiarkan anak perempuannya memasuki akademi fantasia, mentor, gang starz dan lain-lain yang sepertinya sehingga mempamerkan kecantikan kepada jutaan manusia bukan mahram.
8) Membiarkan isterinya atau anaknya menjadi pelakon dan berpelukan dengan lelaki lain, kononnya atas dasar seni dan lakonan semata-mata. Adakah semasa berlakon nafsu seorang lelaki di hilangkan?. Tidak sekali-sekali.
9) Membiarkan isteri kerja dan keluar rumah tanpa menutup aurat dengan sempurna.
10) Membiarkan isteri disentuh anggota tubuhnya oleh lelaki lain tanpa sebab yang diiktoraf oleh Islam seperti menyelematkannya dari lemas dan yang sepertinya.
11) Membiarkan isterinya bersalin dengan dibidani oleh doktor lelaki tanpa terdesak dan keperluan yang tiada pilihan.
12) Membawa isteri dan anak perempuan untuk dirawati oleh doktor lelaki sedangkan wujudnya klinik dan hospital yang mempunyai doktor wanita.
13) Membiarkan isteri pergi kerja menumpang dengan teman lelaki sepejabat tanpa sebarang cemburu.
14) Membiarkan isteri kerap berdua-duan dengan pemandu kereta lelaki tanpa sebarang pemerhatian.

gadis tu suka kamu???


tanda tanda bile gadis minat kat korang bila dia


-dia memandang kamu dan anak mata nya sedikit membesar

-kulit nye sedikit kemerahan...malu la tu..or syok sendiri..gagaga

-gadis tersebut menyilang kaki atau menghayun kan sket kaki ke arah kamu.

-di memperlahan kan sket suara dia..nampak cam sopan la tu

-dia menyentuh dagu atau pun pipi, menanda kan die memikir tentang kamu.

- die expose tapak tgn kepada kamu

- menggigit jari, atau mengigit bibir.

-dia duduk tegak..

-sentiasa ketawa..walaupun korg wat lawak bodo

- bermain main dgn rantai, cincin or apa saja alat perhiasan yg dipakainya

-dia bermain main dgn rambut nya..tu kalau die tak bertudung la

-sentiasa tersenyum kepada kamu

- kalau di tempat yg ramai org mcm party, dia hanya berckp dgn kamu saja. nk menunjukkan minat la tu.

- mata nye selalu berkedip apabila bercakap dgn kamu

- senyum hingga nampak gigi.


(ni tun translate dr web www.links2love.com)

Monday, August 6, 2007

horoskop lelaki part 2

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
AQUARIUS MAN Hot-hearted man who likes to do thing his way. He can suddenly decide to do something without thinking of it's outcome. He is the type of guy with an inside energizer, so if you fall in love with this type of guy be "patient", even if you have to follow him a bit. His creative mind could create fantastic idea any time. If you do not understand or can not follow him, you won't be with him for long. A man in this Zodiac will less likely to have a pale skin, and if he has a scar, it would be on his face or on his head. He moves very fast and very energetic, and he has a very self confident in himself. He loves justice. He dares to show his opinion or even argue about certain subject even he knows it might bring him problems. A straight forward type of guy.
Dia dianugerahkan kelebihan dalam bersosial. kamu boleh berborak apa saja dgn dia. Dia tidak begitu menghiraukan apa yg berlaku masa lepas. Dia memandang dunia secara positif. Dia sering kecewa tetapi tidak pernah mengalah dgn kekecewaan atau halangan
Walaupun dia mempunyai keyakinan diri yg tinggi, namun die seorang yg baik, sopan dan cute. Dia bukan seorang yg kejam atau mementingkan diri sendiri. Dia suka membantu orang lain walaupun tidak diminta. Dia cepat meminta maaf jika dia rasa kan dia telah melukakan hati kamu. Dan dia benar benar rasa bersalah. bagila peluang kepada si dia.
Sekali dia telah membuat keputusan dlm sesuatu perkerjaan atau hubungan. Dia akan memberi sepenuh perhatian dan tumpuan dan tenaga kepada komitmen tersebut. Dia suka berjudi nasib. Dia tidak suka bersikap lemah, tertekan atau menyerah kalah. Yang peliknye dia suka menguasai org yg lemah dari nya utuk menunjukkan kehebatan diri dia.
Jika kamu berdating dgn lelaki ini, jadila diri kamu sendiri. jangan berpura pura. Jadila gadis yg tulen dan cute.Jika dia mendiam kan diri bukan kerana dia malu, tapi dia sedang berfikir. Jika dia benar benar mencintai kamu. dia takkan menipu kamu dan sentiasa bersikap jujur. Macam mana nk tahu dia mencintai kamu? Berserah jela pada nasib. Mencintai la si dia sepenuh hati dan jangan suka mencari pasal dgn si dia. dan dia akan bersama kamu.

If you are his lover or girlfriend and need to tell him something, go and say it out loud and straight forward because he hate long boring story. He hate to play games, chasing for love or being chased, so let him call you first. He likes a confident woman who also a good follower. If he gets mad at you, let him be for only a short time he will be normal again. You have to like and be able to get along with his friends, but he does not have to do so with all your friends. Don't ever think you could make him jealous by flirting with other man, he will just leave instead of making a scene because he is a confident man and has to be the first in everything.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
Dia mempunyai mata bulat yg cantik, dan seorang pendengar yg baik dan seorang yg memahami sesuatu dgn mudah. Dia dpt mengerti apa yg kamu ingin kata kan. Dia sering menyentuh kepala atau rambutnye dan mempunya jari yg pendek dari zodiak lain. Dia boleh melindung wanita atau insan yg disayanginya.

His height will be proportional to his weight. He will walk firmly and always take a big long step. As he walks he will look around in caution with no disturbance from his problems at present or in the past. He likes to watch things built with fascinate and wonder about how it is done, so you could see him watching a construction site and not get bored. He is a good dancer. He is a careful person in instinct, so even at dance floor, he will already have to know what in front or behind him before he will take any steps. Green is his favorite color. You will mostly see him wear green, navy, blue, or brown. In all 12 Zodiacs, he is the one who can get the most satisfaction from possession of beautiful thing, and cherish it as if it is very valuable to him even it is just a crystal ball made in France.
Dia bernasib baik sebab dia tidak perlu mengejar wanita, tetapi wanita akan datang sendiri kepadanya. Dia suka melayan tetamu dari melawat mereka. Dia tidak sukakan perhatian orang ramai. Jika kamu perlukan pertolongan dari dia, kamu perlu mencari nya.Dia hidup dalam keadaan yg stabil dan simple. Setiap keputusan yg diambil dia telah berfikir sedalam dalamnya and amat yakin. Dia takkan melakukan sesuatu yg tidak digemarnya walaupun disuruh.
Dia nampak bersahaja, tetapi dia melakukan sesuatu dngn serius. Dia sukakan ketenangan dan bebas. Masa lapangnya dia suka habiskan dirumah. Dia sukakan ketenangan dan mengimpikan rumah yg dikelilingi dengan pokok pokok hijau.
Dia akan bebaskan anda dan hanya melihat dari jauh. Apabila kamu melakukan sesuatu yg salah dia hanya akan memberi icy cold look. He is the perfect lover in all the Zodiac for nothing he will not do for his love one. He won't allow people to laugh at him or think he is a joker, so he will spent for himself luxury for what it is worth. He likes neat and well dressed woman, so do not be a slop if you are dating this guy. If you do that he will loose his face. He is the romantic type who would dance with you under the moon light. Love will make him shines and you will see it in his face. He will not say it out loud, you have to know it yourself.


L e o July 23 - Aug 22
LEO MAN He likes to comb his hair backward, open his forehead showing a dignify facial expression. His eyes is sparkle, but slightly showing laziness. He walks firmly and slowly like a lion, confident and ego proud. Outside, you may think he is kind and gentle person, but inside he is a strong and secure person. If he is frighten, he will re-act and respond right away. His words always seem normal but mostly imply "order and demanding". He will not talk fast, or can not talk fast, neither walk fast. In a crowd or at work he will act normally, but not for long you will see him standing out of the crowd and be a center of attention with his words, or his action. You might think he is a shy guy, but deep down inside he wants to power over his family and his friends. He just waits for that right moment. Do not take what is his, and do not order him, or else you will see a fierce lion. He respects elderly and senior, but will never bow down and accept like a looser for he will rather die than loose his dignity. He talks bluntly even on an occasion that he should not say such thing. He is a compassionate guy and always look at other people on a bright side. He likes people to listen to him. Even he has such a blunt and bold personality, he could easily reach his goal without making any enemy. Once disagree with him on something, he can be very up set like a rainy storm on a summer day. It will only last a short time, then he will be back a cheery merry person again. He is a bright and witty guy, and he will not put any efforts on something that he thinks it will not work and waste his energy. He is a good planner and can well manage his job assigned. When he gives order, he expect them to be carry out exactly. He is the leader type that the followers love. He can give other people advice and solve problems for other people well, except his own mess. He can be easily hurt by other people especially if you do not trust or respect his ability. You could compliment him sometimes and make this lion be your kitty with no difficulty. He is not a good judge for he listen to many people and tend to belief all sides. You can hardly see a Leo man with no woman by his side. If you see him alone, he could already have a love one in his heart, or just broken up with one. Because he is very proud, he can change many girl friends. He will do many things for the woman he loves, but loosing his face is not one of them. Leo man cannot live without love , because for him, Love is a ray of Light. He likes people to rely on him, it's make him feels "in power". He may complaint if he is asked for favor, but deep inside he is happy that you asked him. If you offer to help him , he will refuse you right away. When he is broke , he can find money still. He is not careful with his way of spending for he has fun with spending money and happy to buy what he likes. He lets other people borrow money from him easily even if he has no money, he will run to his friend to borrow money for you. He likes first class , first quality of everything. He can work hard like a mad dog, and sometimes can be lazy like a lazy sleepy cat. When he works, he is very serious. When he parties, he can be a party animal. If he ask you out, you will sure have a fun and jolly time. He will take chance with his love life, so if you know how to handle him, you will win. If he is your love one, it won't be a romance novel. You have to be ready to calm him down when he over reacts to small matters because your cool stability will control and ease his mood. If you can not handle or understand him, your relationship will be like a demolition zone, a on and off relationship till all your friends tired to hear about your breaking up and making up. Beauty is always in the eyes of the lion. You have to be dignify to walk with the lion king. Your looks is part of his image and ego and he is very proud about it too. If you want his attention the first time you meet, you better be astounding attractive. If you have a first conversation with him, you have to show him how much you adore his thinking. He likes to talk and not knowing that he likes to talk about himself.


Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21
SAGITTARIUS MAN A man who loves social life and curious about every new progress, new development to make sure he is in the era and always have all up date information. He likes to know what is the latest trend of fashion and make sure he is not out of style. You can easily spot him at the grand opening of new pub, new restaurant for he loves to participate in social activity. There is a few Sagittarius who is a private person as well, but you could see that he will be ahead of his friends. He will knows what is the best seller book, what are the top 10 hot hit of the week. The hottest movies showing now, he must have already seen it. He hates routine, It makes him bored. He likes to get to his goals and succeeding in doing so is his true reward. Money making is O.K. but it is not his true joy, for he can easily spent them in a short while. They say if you want the truth, go and ask Sagittarius. They are right, you can ask him and he will tell you all the truth and very straight forward. Even he may speak bluntly, his friends loves him. If you have problems, all your friends may feel sorry for you, but Sagittarius will be the one who will give you a helping hand first and even expect no return favor. That's why he is a real charmer even sometimes big mouth. When he is mad , he can be quite fierce but quickly dissolve and easily forgotten. He is not a person who will take a revenge, so if he say he going to burn down your house, you can relax. He likes compliments and sweet words, so you can manipulate him easily. If he knows you are not sincere, you will totally become meaningless to him. Some Sagittarius are gifted musician, or singer. He is a happy soul, has a good humor and has lots of jokes. He loves freedom, lively and very energetic. If he is working, he will take his job seriously. He likes to travel, likes to see new exciting places. Going out or traveling make him happy. Sagittarius man is like a free bird. He lives as if everyday is Sunday. He will hardly be in a bad mood, but if he is in a bad mood, you will better leave his sight. If you want to talk to him in such mood, try to avoid issue of commenting his life. He flirts like other man, but he has a built in brake, so he will come back to you by himself. If he disappear for a few days, not to worry for he is only recharging his battery to be that same lively person again, them he will be back. He has allergies to Pretty woman, so in love with many woman for him would be normal. Setting dating schedule is his games and it's fun for him, and this will keep him from being bored. He hates obligations, so the word "marriage" would suffocated him. If you allow him to have freedom, he will not go anywhere. He falls in love as easy as he catches cold, especially if she is cute, funny and she has a strong personality. No one can tell how long he will be in love each time. If you want to really hold Sagittarius man, act like you are in an adventure movie. At all time, you should make yourself lively, tells him some jokes, always be cute so that it will ease up his allergy to other pretty woman a bit.


T a u r u s April 20 - May 20
TAURUS MAN A quiet simple man who can do something unexpected to shock you. Taurus man mostly medium tall, strong with good health, good strong body. When he talks, he likes to turn his head to one side on one direction. His body will be quite straight, facial structure tend to be square shape more than other shape. His eyes sparkle with liveliness. Even when he is in love, he is still a free wild bird. He is a sand in your palm, the more you want to hold it, it will slip out. If you stand and hold it still, it will stay that way. Don't set the rules and draw a line or him, he will not stay. When you are with him, he will think only of you. But an hour later he could change his mind. He is very patient with other people, but very impatient with himself. His world always turning and it will not stop just because he loves you. If he up sets, he will show it right away. If something has gone wrong, he will blame his own carelessness instead of blaming other people. He sincere to his friends even to some friends he does not like. He likes to do odd things and surprise other people. He could be fully dress in a nice suit and jump in the pool. He could slap your back so hard just to make you turn around to see he has flowers in his hand. He never want to get too close with anyone for he thinks living in reality is living by yourself. He does not care what people think when he behave weird. He could be walking bare feet and laughing at people who laugh at him and think they are so narrow minded. He does not likes to follow conformity, but always want to search for new ventures, new mystery. He will interest in a life of a millionaire as much as a life of an old man selling newspaper on a sidewalk vendor. He like to search and analyze people and things. He will analyze his friends or his girl friend, and once the mystery is gone, he will search for new puzzle to solve. He can not easily understand thing, so he will gradually learning about you till he fills up all his questions. He knows so many people ,but he has a few friends. He looks for quality friends than quantity friends. He will be close with some friends shortly and move on. He always feel lonely even surround by many people. He could create his own little world, and sometimes no one would understand him. He looks only for future and he thinks he lives for the future. He may wonder how many people think like he does, but he does not want to be like the others. A man with a conflict personality. He is a cool, understanding, able to work well, and very artistic. Taurus man could be an artist. He could shock you as much as he is able to clam you down when you up set. He is a free spirit who likes venture, but when he wants to be alone, do not touch him but to let him be. He won't disappear from the crowds too long, he will be back. He will give you straight forward opinion or comments, but will never advice what he thinks you should do. He does not like people to tell him what he should do too. He thinks each individual dreams and thoughts should be very private. He will use his brain not his body strength, so he will let other guys compete. He has a certain satisfactory in life and hate to force himself in competition. He may seems careless, but actually he is a thinker and a stubborn one. He sees anythings in details and not easily trusted people till he thinks he knows them well. You can just smile and he will think why and what are you smiling about, and if you are pretending. Once he trust you and accept you as a friend, no one can says other wise to change that for he will not listen to gossip. He will be honest and sincere to his friends. He hates lies, so he will not tell you lies. If he finds it is necessary to lie, he will find other ways not to tell you or avoid telling you anything. If he really has to lie, you will never be able to tell that he is lying. He can really keep secrets, so you will hardly know that he is a lonely soul. If you want this kind of guy, you have to be an interesting person. He has to be curious about you. Hell for him is "No Freedom", so if he marry you then you should know it is the biggest decision in his life. Always be interesting, then you could have him beside you.



V i r g o Aug 23 - Sept 22 VIRGO MAN Time is precious for Virgo man and if you make him wait, he will consider that as an insult. He hates to hear criticism and hates to be criticize. If he is criticizing other people, then he must be influenced by other Zodiac. He is and he likes to be a perfectionist. He always think he is doing the right and appropriate thing , and often he thinks he makes no mistake. He is a bright guy and could accept comments if he thinks it can improve himself. He is the type who well adjusted to make changes. He will spent money carefully and spent it worthwhile. He will only extravagant for his personnel pleasure only. He is quite romantic, a type of guy who can drive 100 miles just to tell you how much he misses you. If he does not care about you, he will not even spent a dime to call you locally. Long distant special low rate call is also out of the question. He hates rough and crude people. His woman has to be clean and dress well. He inspects any thing in details beside being a perfectionist, so you could be lying in your bikini with a perfect figure and he can suddenly comments you about your big feet. If you gain 2 pounds , he may comments you are getting too fat. Before going out with this kind of guy, look at yourself head to toe in the mirror and ask yourself if you are really and entirely ready. Unless he dates a model, then he will have less comments. He is neat and tidy, so his life always in a schedule, a fix time to lunch, the same time to go home. He is well knowledge about food and conscious about nutrition, so you won't see this guy eating a junk food, or strange and exotic food for sure. You will see him in social events or party if only necessary. He is gifted with acting, so if he says he can not go out with you because he is sick, then you will belief him. He is a hard to please when it comes to what to eat, how to work, what kind of a woman to date. He always neat and tidy all the times, even if he is in the army, he will be the cleanest soldier in the camp. He likes to speak properly with no slang. He hates laziness and lazy people. He always act like a boring mature adults, but getting to know him, you will know he has his own charm. He always see things clearly, so he is not the type to be blinded by love. He is a kind and cool guy, but if constantly irritate with rudeness, ignorant, or stupidity then he will show you that he is annoyed. You may see a guy in this Zodiac dress up in an old shirt and old Jean, but if you look carefully, you will see that his hair is neat and unconsciously he will touch his hair a lot. His desk is always neat and if he sees small scrap paper on the floor, he will pick it up or put it in the basket. People may think he is selfish, because when he says "No", he really means it. Any favor asked , he will help but always in his own limit. The more he see faults in others, the less he wants people to see his. If you want him to change his faults, try to tell him gently or he could take it as an insult. He wants love that comes with quality, so he only has a few loves in his life. Woman's trick will not work with him. If he breaks up with a woman, he will also try to avoid all her friends and her environments too. He is very picky and every breaking up, he will be double careful next time. He can sweep woman with his charm, but he likes to keep his relationship like a friend. He likes a sincere self confident woman, neat and clean, perfect and tidy. A real two "P" , picky and perfectionist Zodiac.

horoskop lelaki Part 1. (dah di alih bahasa oleh tun teja)

Aries (21 mac - 19april)
Dia selalu membiarkan org berjalan dihadapan dia tetapi selalunya dia yg akan sampai dahulu. Dia seorang yg sangat berhati hati, halangan kecil tidak mematah semangat lelaki aries. Bagi diorg ni, life is a serious matter. Seorg yg romantic, gentle tapi didalam sgt keras.
Apabila dia nekad nk lakukan sesuatu, dia akan berusaha bersungguh sungguh. Dia takkan tunjuk emosi dia bile berhadapan dgn tekanan. Orang di sekeliling lelaki aries takkan nampak diorg ni sedih atau tertekan. Dia sangat pandai menyimpan perasaan.
Dia tak suka masuk campur hal orang. Dia lebih pentingkan his own bussines. Dia boleh jadi seseorang yg byk berckp, tp dia takkan memberi nasihat kalau tak diminta. Dia seorang yg menghormati senior dan org tua. Dia jenis lelaki yg selalu menziarahi parents.
Dia sedikit pemalu tp seorang yg degil. Dia akan sentiasa cari jalan untuk membahagiakan anda sehingga anda merasakan he's important to u. Bila dia mendapat kuasa, dia sangat bijak menggunakan kuasa nye dengan gentle. Dia seorang ketua yg baik. Dia seorang bercita cita tinggi dan workaholic. Dia akan terus berusaha sehingga dia puas hati.
pujian dari boss tak penah cukup bagi si dia untill he get his reward. Dia suka menyimpan barang yg berharga. sometimes kita ingat dia kedekut tapi dia boleh berbelanja for travelling or apa saja yg boleh dia hepi or yg dia perlukan.
Luaran, dia nampak kuat gagah atau sangat kuat tapi sebenarnya dia seorang yg fragile person. Dia sentiasa sembunyikan kesedihan atau kelemahan dia untuk menjaga imej diri. Kita boleh lihat dia dlm kesedihan atau insecure apabila dia berlagak sgt kuat, mendiamkan diri atau wat bodo je.
Si dia ada jenis lelaki yg tidak ingin berkahwin awal, and menyesali perkahwinan nya. Dia akan berfikir sedalam dalam nya. Kalau korang rasa nk break up ngn dia..baik pikir leklok sbb dia takkan dtg balik.
Dia seorg yg sgt menepati janji, dia akan dtg tepat pada masanya unless kalau ter eksiden or apa apa je la halangan yg x dpt dielakkan. Dia benci org dtg lewat for temujanji.
Dia beranggapan, wanita patut mengikut kata suami and jaga rumah tangga, lelaki pula berkerja. Dia tak suka bersaing dgn isteri or gf di pejabat kerana dia sudah ada sikap bersaing dlm dirinya. Dia sgt bangga pada dirinya kalau dia dpt memenuhi kehendak family. Jgn sesekali nk bersaing atau merendah rendah kan dia. Dia suka control keadaan.
Dia sukakan classy woman, plus perempuan tu dari family yg baik. Itu membuatkan dia bangga dgn teman wanita nya. Wanita yg suka berpakaian seksi, berlagak or flashy woman lupa kan la nk dpt bf camni. dia lebih gemarkan wanita yg ade sifat keibuan or boleh jadi surirumah yg baik. Dia jenis yg tidak memberitahu dia marah kepada anda tp akan mendiamkan diri or bersikap sgt moody to show that dia tgh marah.
Dia suka wanita yg bermulut manis, dan memuji dia. sekiranya dia ajak anda kuar date, jgn bersikap angkuh atau degil kerna dia kan cepat boring dan menghilangkan diri. Dia suka bersikap confident bile bersama dgn temannya. So korang kena tahu la apa nk buat.
kalau nk memikat dia, korang kena buat kan dia rasa die seorang yg sgt penting dlm hidup korang. Wanita bersifat pemalu, sopan dan hormat org tua dpt memikat lelaki aries. Apabila dia bersedih, dont leave him alone, tp korang kena bersikap supportive. Kata kata yg baik dan manis serta senyuman definitely dpt memenangi hati aries. Dia bisa cair disisi anda. gagagag..try la.
(capslock...senyum je dia yek)

LIBRA MAN (23sept-22oct)
A man who has no balance like his Zodiac symbol. He is not the gentle, cool , calm and charming guy like what you see. He has another dark side of aggression, stubborn and he likes to start an argument the most. Sometimes he can be so depress and unstable. Up and down like he is trying to balance himself most of the time.

Bagi kebanyakkan orang, dia seorang yg suka senyum dan friendly guy. Dia sentiasa bercakap lembut and calm. Dia selalu menjaga style rambut. Kebanyakkan lelaki libra hensem tau.gaggaga. walaupun tak ensem tp charming especially bila diorg senyum. bisa gugur jantung kita. huhuhu.
Bila mood baik, dia la lelaki yg boleh buat kita happy and want to spend time with him forever tp bila dtg time mood tak kena, dia suka cari pasal tp dia akan tunggu masa yg sesuai untuk membetulkan keadaan.
He likes to be in a conflicting conversation. Libra man is lazy by nature. After his tired day at work, he likes to sit still and just look out of the window or read quietly. He likes to be in his own world. After recharging his battery, he will be very energetic again and may even take you out that night.

Dia tak suka buat sesuatu yg luar biasa untuk menarik perhatian orang lain. tapi apabila kita mengenali si dia, u will see the different.
If he wear a shirt, it will have to be a zipper front instead of buttons, or a special tie bar. There is always something in him that he will not allow totally conformity to take him over

Dia seorang yg straight forward, Dia seorang yg berhati hati dan berjiwa halus. Dia sentiasa mengambil masa yg lama untuk membetulkan sesuatu. Dia bencikan orang yg sombong atau berlebih lebih. Dia tak suka wanita yg over dressed or yg suka menarik perhatian.
Dia suka membaca, puisi..pendek kata jiwang la gak.

When he works he can work like crazy, but after work he can turn on romantic jazzy music and treat you so gently. He loves to give people advice and normally give a good advice. If you fall for him, you will stay like being trapped in a spider web. If you want to break up with him, he will persuade you a zillion ways to stay and you can not stop him anyway. After he persuade you to stay, or after a big fight, he will be so sweet to you as if he has never hurt your feeling before ever.
Dia ada cara tersendiri untuk memikat, tapi once gadis tu ckp yes..dia akan mendiamkan diri kerana dia akan berfikir sama ada untuk meneruskan hubungan itu or tidak. Lelaki libra sering bertukar tukar pasangan kerana dia kurang pasti samada dia perlukan kawan or teman wanita.
Walaupun dia seorang yg romantik, tapi dia sukar nak memahami teman wanita nya. Dia tidak tahu bila dia buat anda tak hepi or ckp sesuatu yg boleh melupakan hati anda. Wanita kurang cantik dan kurang bijak bukan la pilihan mereka. Jika anda tak cantik, dia x kisah nk berborak dgn anda tp dia takkan berfikir untuk mengenali anda. Dia suka menolong orang tanpa mengira cantik ke tak. Dia bukan la lelaki yg suka bergaduh dgn gf tp akan mendiamkan diri. Dia suka berkawan dahulu dgn wanita idamannya. Jika anda meminati si dia, anda kena meminati apa yg dia minat. Dia gemarkan wanita cantik dan lembut.
You have to understand his mood especially he can has many different moods. He is a private person, so when he needs to be alone better let him be.



S c o r p i o Oct 23 - Nov 21

A man with a foggy clouds over him. He is sensitive and easily hurt and always feels lonely. He does not trust anyone but himself. Sounding so negative, but he has an amazingly charisma. He is a compassionate man . He absorbs other people sentimental feeling and pain.
He is a good psychiatrist and he could understand complex and confused feeling. He has a hidden power that he could use it to make things happen and do things well. Dia tak suka org yg suka meminta pertolongan tanpa mencuba terlebih dahulu. Dia seorang yg sentiasa dapat apa yg dia impikan. Dia sentiasa berusaha keras untuk memenuhi cita cita nya. Dia seorang yg penyabar. Dia boleh menunggu bertahun tahun untuk memenuhi cita cita nya asalkan tercapai.

JIka dia mencintai anda, dia akan berikan sepenuh kasih sayang dan cinta nya pada gadis tersebut. ermmm...gagaga. Dia sangat serius dgn hubungan dan takkan sia sia kan gadis yg dia cintai. Dia takkan buang masa pada hubungan pada gadis yg dia tidak cintai , tidak kira la betapa cantik gadis itu.. wow!! yeke?
Dia jarang buat silap dia seorang yg sgt jujur. Dia tidak teragak agak untuk mengatakan anda gemuk (sekiranya Ya). Kalau anda seorang yg sensitif, baik korang blah je la dr lelaki cemnih. leh sakit ati je..gagagga
Tapi kalau dia puji korang cantik..korang boleh laa sekembang kembang nya. sbb dia cakap apa yg dia rasa. Jika korang jatuh cinta dgn lelaki scorpio, korang kena bersabar an yakin dgn keputusan korang.
He remembers all his anger and will wait for his pay back time. He is very serious about your promise, do not promise something you could not keep. He loves his friends and will do anything for his close friends. He likes you to take care of him, but not in front of his friend. He is a complex man and you will never understand what he means if you do not really know him. He is happy to know he is a complex figure. When he is thinking or when he needs his privacy, you should give him some space.
Dia boleh ingat sesuatu yg anda mungkin dah lupa. Dia mahu di hormati dan dikasihi tp dia tak suka org menguasai dia.
When he falls in love, he really falls deep. A man in this Zodiac once in love, he will be sweeter than sugar. He does not like a plain and simple woman. A complex woman's mind is his venture. Always be interesting and able to talk to him about every things in any subjects. He does not like a woman who sits around waiting for his call.

huhuhuhu...i love scorpio guy..

Cancer June 22 - July 22
Seorang yg sangat sensitif dan emosi yg sgt lemah. Kebanyakkan artis berbintang cancer. Mood cancer berubah ubah. Anda akan sentiasa keliru dgn sikap dia. Dia takkan cuba mendapat apa yg dia nak sehingga dia pastikan masa yg sesuai dan apa bila ada peluang. bila dia dpt apa yg dia nak, dia takkan sia sia kan.
Dia seorang yg sangat sensitif dan sgt takut kena reject or kecewa. Dia sgt menjaga hati orang disekeliling dia dan mengambil berat apa yg org pikir pasal dia. Dia suka menjaga imej di hadapan rakan rakan dan over protected himself.
Dia dikurniakan sifat kreatif dan imaginasi yg tinggi. Dia seorang lelaki yg komplex dan misteri. Dia boleh jadi seorang yg kelakar, pendiam dan tiba tiba sedih. bersama dgn dia could be unexpected. kita takkan tahu mood dia seterusnya. Kalau anda sukakan kejutan, excitement..dia mungkin sesuai buat anda kerana dia takkan buat anda boring.
Dia merasakan rumah adalah tempat yg paling selamat.bila dia sedih dia suka dok umah je. bila semua dh ok ..dia akan kembali normal. being looser is not him
Gadis mudah jatuh cinta dgn si dia kerana dia seorang gentle dan sopan. Kreativiti dia bisa memikat anda.
He will come out from his nest to protect you even if he is not opening himself up to other people much. Not many people will win his heart. His security is only when he has money in his pocket. Once he feels secure then he might think of having a happy family. Even he likes to make and keep money, he is not stingy. Spending money is part of his good image, so he will be happy to spent money to take you out to a very expensive restaurant or buy a jewelry for you. Certainly when he has money OK.
He is possessive to everything's that he thinks belong to him. Don't try to talk to another cute guy in front of him, he will get suspicion because he is not very secure or confident in himself for this kind of competition. Once you know each other too much, he will start to look for new excitement, but not to worry for he will always think of you. If he thinks you are the true love for him, and you try once to disappear. You will be sure he will come and look for you.

Dia seorang yg pemalu, tp bila dia suka anda..dia akan berada dihadapan pintu setiap pagi sehingga anda kuar date ngn dia.
He likes a secure, cheerful and lively woman, confident but at the same time always act proper and appropriate. He likes a secure woman, but able to adjust to his rapid changes. A very difficult type to find woman indeed.

pada awal hubungan dia memang seorang yg sweet dan sentiasa memikirkan anda namun kelamaan dia akan berubah menjadi seorang yg berbeza. Dia bukan lagi lelaki yg romantik. Untuk menarik minat si dia..anda kenala jadi seorang yg interesting. Jadi la seorang yg supportive dan bagila pujian sekali skala tp jgn lebih lebih lak..nanti dia pikir anda tak ikhlas lak.
Tak macam zodiak lain, kalau dia tgh marah. baik korang blah je. jangan duk sebilik ngn dia. dia akan sejuk sendiri. just bagi ekspresi muka simpati kat dia pastu kuar je bilik. jgn lecture dia. or byk ckp lak. Dia syg mak dia tp jgn jadi mak dia lak..korang paham kan.

Gemini
May 21 - June 21

A man in this Zodiac has a thin long and proportional face. He has a high forehead and very cleaver. He looks like he can not stand or sit still, a very fast person. His nose is just right in size, thin lips, talk fast and very talkative. He can think faster than he talks, but once he start talking, he will talk non stop as if god has gifted him with that special talk machine mouth. He likes to cut his hair short and he is very athletic. He is a tall, slim and every movement of his is "Fast" or nearly call "Hyperactive". He has a long fingers and always tapping on table or moving his finger as if he is trying to grab something. He is the type who will write or scribble on paper, he never stay still. His hair always well comb or neat. He will spent a long time to comb his hair. He will keep his manicure and pedicure clean. He is a well dress and clean guy, so if you like cleanliness, you will love him. He will keep all his cloth in big closet, and never throw away even shirts he never wear any more, but yet he still keep buying new cloths and make sure he is in style. He knows how to dress well even with a low budget. He get bored easily with his favorite cloths , cologne. He is very picky, so soap and his cologne even have to be in the same trend or same scent.

Kalau anda date lelaki ni, anda mungkin berpikir anda date dgn dua lelaki yg berbeza. Anda akan berpikir samada dia melakukan sesuatu itu kerana dia suka atau dia terpaksa. Dia cepat bertukar pikiran. Dia x suka kan jadual tetap dan melakukan aktiviti yg sama setiap hari. Dia jarang on time, Dia hanya ontime apabila dia rs sgt penting. Dia seorang yg petah bercakap dan sgt sesuai jadi politician. Dia boleh menyakin kan orang lain dan sering menjaga imej di khalayak ramai. Dia seorang yg charming. Dia boleh menulis dengan baik.
He always search for truth and constantly study himself. He never satisfy about his fame, his reputation or money, because he thinks he deserved more. He will keep searching even he is not sure what is his ultimate satisfaction.

Wanita selalunya ingin rasa selamat, stabil dan selesa, tapi kalau korang bersama dgn lelaki gemini..korang kena bersedia untuk bersendirian. Dia akan datang kepada kamu bila dia perlukan kamu. So make sure korang leh adjust jadual korang jika korang syg dia. dating dgn dia macam datin 2 org yg berbeza. hari ini dia akan ckp dia syg kamu, tp esok dia akan ckp baju kamu buruk..sedangkan sebelum ini baju itu merupakan baju peveret dia. jgn tanya kenapa dia bersikap begitu kerna dia pun x tahu kenapa. bila mood dia ok, dia akan bawa kamu keluar dan lupa apa yg berlaku.

You can not expect him to be the same person now, and forever. His changes will depend on you, for better or for worst. If you like to take risk and dare for challenges, you will get along with him fine. He keeps his emotional secretly as if hiding it, so you will not be able to see if he crazy in love with you, or does not give a damn at all, but be calm and patient. He will never leave you if he thinks you are a puzzle, then he will spent times solving this puzzle.


P i s c e s Feb 19 - March 20

PISCES MAN He is very emotional and always allow himself to be very emotional. He can have a good night sleep and be in a good mood, and less than few hours at work he can be very moody. He does not understand things or try to understand things easily. If you notice him carefully, you will notice what kind of moods he is in. He is a thinker and able to do well at work and always succeed. His normal gestures mean he always look at other people faults, but he will not talk about it. He has the ability to know your thought and able to tell you what you are thinking about.

Dia boleh mengingat semua kemarahan dia tp dia akan mendiamkan diri tanpa pengetahuan anda. Dia bukan la lelaki yg bercita cita tinggi, dia selalu cuai dlm tanggungjawab dia. Kekayaan bukan la matlamat hidup dia sebab dia tidak tamak. Dia tak memikir sgt pasal masa depan. Dia sukakan kehidupan yg senang dan tak sukakan cabaran. Dia seorang yg baik tp bersikap pemalas. Dia bencikan peraturan. Dia x penah memandang rendah pada org lain.dia seorang yg sopan dan sentiasa merasakan dia hidup dlm dunia yg indah dan dikelilingi dgn orang yg baik2. Jika dia merasakan dunia ni tak adil, dia akan hidup di dunia imaginasi nya sendiri. Dia seorang yg kelakar, walaupun dia bersedih dia boleh buat orang lain ketawa. ini membuatkan org suka kan dia. Dia suka sembunyikan perasaan, dan suka menolong orang lain especially orang yg memerlukan teman.

Dia boleh jadi orang yg anda inginkan or anda tak inginkan.
He has a chance to make it as much as a chance to fail. He can determine to make it work and can do it well, except he tends to lost his energy with other important things, that's how he miss many of his good opportunity.
He can be happy and content by himself. What he think is important is not "Love" ,but firm status and stability. He has plenty of love for you. He is a good speaker, as much as he is a good listener. When he is with you, he wants to be happy. He understand his partner's emotional. He likes to take a long rest and sometimes being alone. If he needs to be alone, try not to disturb him.

Dia seorang yg sensitif, pendiam dan senang dilukai. Dia ingin dihargai. Dia boleh jadi pemarah tapi apabila okay balik..dia akan hepi. Dia bukan seorang yg kuat cemburu. apabila dia cemburu dia akan sembunyikan perasaan dia. Dia ada ramai kawan dan sgt mengambil berat tentang mereka. Jangan cemburu bila dia ramai kawan. Dia sukakan sesuatu yg cantik. Dia akan melihat wanita cantik yg lalu dihadapannya. tp anda jgn marah sidia.

Jika dia bersedih, duduk la sebelah dia dan try to comfort him. Dia x suka menerima nasihat. Jika anda nk bg nasihat kat dia anda kena bg contoh yg baik pada dirinya. Dia sukakan wanita yg bijak dan cheery. Jika anda layan dia seperti seorang yg istimewa..dia akan menjadi seorg yg istimewa pada anda. Dia percayakan kamu jika dia mencintai kamu. Tapi jgn terlalu memanjakan dia. hargai diri anda at the same time.




Sunday, August 5, 2007

huwaghhh..

hari ini..tun nk melepaskan tensen la. jumaat baru nih, ada couple polish pindah umah nih. waduhhh. kalau korang nk tahu,,..roomate tun ni dah memang ade penyakit over pembersih.
memang jenis yg teratur. laaa. hahha..kalau nk tahu baju tdo pun dia seterika. gagaga..sengal kan. memang best la..duduk ngn org pembersih nih. tp kalau seorang je cukup la.
tp ni dah masuk lagi sorg..waduh tensen nyer.. ALLAH je tahu..tun tgh tensen.
dia baru masuk..dia kemas dapur dkat 4jam, dia lap smua. rasa nya kalau ade cat..dia cat skali dapur tu. pastu...bilik air dia sental dgn berus sampai 3jam. memang la suka. sbb pembersih.
tp..rini dh masuk hari ke tiga. tun dh naik tensen nih.
weekend morning, tun nk laa bgn lambat. yelaa..tdo slalu pas subuh. tp..waaaaaaaaa..dh 3 ari dah. pagi ku diganggu dgn bunyi vacuum. tensen tensen..pastu. tun nk amik makanan pun diaorg dua nih..dok cleaning. nk makan pun x senang. yela..kite wat bodoh, diorg mencuci. kang nampak cam pemalas. tp bile tun tanya nk tolong ke tak?..diorg reply.." we're ok.". huhu best gak. tapi..tun rasa diorg ni tahap kritikal la. korang caya tak? roomate tun, nk mandi pun mesti ade 3 towel, satu tuk badan, satu tuk rambut n satu lagi tuk muka. tapi xpela tak kacau tun pun..sabar je la. janji umah ni clean. tp....tun nk mkn pun jadi takut. gagaggaga.. takut nk masak. sbb dapur dh berkilat mcm baru. huhu..tensen tensen..tulun tulun...

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

cipan, tenuk or tapir



tun taktahu nk tulis apa dah.

life pun busan je manjang.. gagagagag..
ni last year, time summer..tun ngn kengkawan pegi ke cork city.
kiteorg sewa keta pehtu drive 10jam ke city tu. sepatutnya
4jam lebih je dh leh sampai..tp disebabkan kite org kurang terer tgk map.
bukan tak terer..tp kureng sket la. maka..tersesat la kami berempat.
gaggag..10jam driving..leh byg tak..kami dok dlm keta 10jam.
mula mula tu hepi, fun la gak..pastu dh rimas then lemas lak..pastu rasa nk marah je.
gagaggaga... so kepada adik adik diluar sana..belajar la membaca peta kay.
supaya tak sesat jalan. semasa kiteorg wat trip tu.
before balik ke dublin, sempat gak kite orang ke fota. dia mcm safari.
semua binatang jinak diorg lepaskan. enjoy gak kat situ. tapi..time summer..
adeii..panas giler. serius panas...tp segala spesis haiwan kat situ..smua kat msia pun ade.
so..overall tun xleh la nk ckp..zoo diorang ni best. busan la.. best lagi zoo negara kita.
so..hargaila apa yg kita ada kay.
apa yg nk melalut nih.. okla kat sini ade gambar tenuk @ cipan @ tapir

sape lum kenal tenuk atau pun lebih popular dgn nama cipan.

hah..ini laa cipan. muka dia sweet tau. bulu mata nye lentik

bibir nye muncung. entah la.. xpaham le naper org suka sgt

kalau nk ngutuk org..mesti ckp mcm cipan. apa dosa binatang ini???

sedangkan die adalah satu makhluk yg sgt comey. so..start from today,

kalau korang jumpa sesuatu yg comey..boleh la

korang buat perumpamaan seperti berikut

"eh eh..comey nye kau, macam cipan"

hah!!..try la....
selamat mencuba..
baikla kawan kawan...kite jumpa lagi pada hari esok di waktu yg sama
dlm rancangan..mari mengenal cipan.
bye bye